December 2009
grapefruits:
comedrivemewild:
fuckyeahjonwalker:
“A real man makes his own luck” - Billy Zane, Titanic
of all the great people in that movie, you choose to quote Cal? really?
LOL
LMAO I’M CONVINCED JON IS THE BIGGEST DICK ALIVE
Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other...
ohyeahfacts:
Female bedbugs have some “down there” armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug’s love-spear, but males lack this protection.
Sleep tight!
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LMAO WHAT IS THIS EVEN
do i have to put “pr” when i reblog shit to make my text drop down a space now? it never used to look the way it does now! D:?
tinyobserver:
radrockette:
My bodyguard Vinny is retelling the story of when he kicked Kayne out of the VMAs -he is so hardcore + makes me feel safe.
except his name is KANYE and he didn’t punch the girl, goddamn. Also: best record of the all time THE DECADE.
Tswift will probably be obscure in a year or so
waaahhh wahhh wahhhhhh
"where's ryan and his coke?"
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
LMAO BRENDON’S REACTION LMAO
LMAO
Every atom in your body came from a star that...
pinkkchocolate:
tinyobserver:
momography:
amberglass:
disappearingink:
walkthewaves:
lumieremotion:
nattyboo:
pretty-bird
“every atom in your body came from a star that exploded.”
pinkkchocolate:
grace-notes:
petervidani:
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